If BUSH went over to your house for DINNER, what would YOU serve him?
Answer:
vulture, deep fried
Crow
HA! Yea, Dogfood.
Yes.
Bird Food
tomatoes and mozzerella, filet minon, scalloped potatoes, steamed brocoli w/cheese sauce and some good ol American apple pie
Sheep's brains. Anythings got to be better than the one he's got!
Food like a hamburger
some welfare food from a food pantry.
Even though I dislike him, I would serve him the best meal I possibly could
out of respect to the position of the presidency and out of respect to any guest.
I don't cook so take - out!
i wouldn't have dinner with him in the first place
porkchops fried and seasoned with broccoli au graten rice and fresh steamed green beans white wine and peach melba for dessert
S.O.S. (Sh*t On a Shingle)
Soul food, baby!
he seems like a meet and potatoes kinda guy. I'd add peas cause my mommy always told me veggies are important. I may disagree with him politically, but it would be worth the 15 bucks i spend on dinner to hear the words he makes up when he is trying to have a serious conversation.
Rehashed crow.
1. jumbo shrimp cocktail with cocktail sauce and crackers with lemon wedges on the side
2. beef tenderloin
3. bake potato with choice of toppings
4. asparagus with hollandaise sauce
5. sauteed mushrooms
6. fruit gelatin salad
7. key lime pie and or strawberry cake with french vanilla ice-cream
8. texas toast and sister shubert rolls
9 to drink:
water
ice tea - lemon on the side
white wine
red wine
Hmmm, trash day is tomorrow and I need to clean out my frig, so I guess he could have that. I'd even leave so he could eat in peace.
My dog **** would be too good for him.
He would not be welcome in my house and I would not go out of my way to feed him anyway, but if I HAD to, I would serve fish, fish and more fish....after all it is supposed to be brain food and he needs it !
I wouldn't have that horrible excuse for a human being in my home under any circumstance, much less serve him a meal.
i would serve him the head of one of the hostages that were the victim of the Taliban be-headings and ask to look at it cause he,s the reason its there the tosser.
dog poop, with gravy, of course
dog s h i t and pass it off as patte and crackers
Texas Toast and Bush Beans
Being a Canadian there is only one thing I would serve him .Canadian beef.................eh.
I'd serve him pork but tell him it was beaver. Make him think it's a Canadian delicacy.
I'd keep saying "President Bush, how do you like your beaver? Do you think the other Bushes would like beaver?"
A can of whoopass!
First of all I wouldn't have BUSH over for dinner! If he did happen to show up, I'd show him where the kitchen is and take my family out for dinner until he was gone!!!
Then I would send him a bill for the food he used from MY KITCHEN!!!
Freedom Fries
poisoned mushrooms.
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