I ran out sweetener, d'you think Mum would notice if I just put motor oil in her tea?
Might make it a bit weak though...the way Mum drinks it.
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god save the queen
probably in the tea...but i'd doubt it in the coffee
are u trying to kill ur mother?
normal or extra???
i'm not sure if motor oil tastes sweet... haven't tried any myself ...
anti -freeze is sweeter
a touch of motor oil & a bit of antifreeze makes it just right...add a splash or two of fart juice to make it xtra special
lol! yes duh!
SAE 10W30 keep it a light grade of motor oil.
not at all - it's perfectly safe. motor oil has been scientifically proven (by science!) to be the number 1 most healthy thing you can drink. even more healthy than water. and it contains lots of good, healthy minerals and oils to improve vitality. and it tastes great too :)
U gotta remember oil + water Don't mix
Also, R U willing to trade your life 4 hers?...
Uh...Of course she would!!!
I think she just might
Not if it's some of that rancid Lord Grey's shite. P!ssing venereal discharge into that rot during your Monthly would be a vast improvement.
Besides, mum probably needs a laxative. I can tell by the way she keeps looking annoyed by your barbed-wire eyelashes.
what a dumb question!!!
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